This pit bull gave birth and put all her pups in her owners lap…how precious
You know when your pet lies on you and you’re like shit now I can’t move? This is like the ultimate level, the ‘you need to call into work sick bc you can’t possibly move’ level
EA: The latest installment of this beloved single player franchise just isn’t making enough money.
EA: Could it be because the game was released unfinished, doesn’t have anymore to do in it than previous, smaller installments of the franchise yet has far larger environments to traverse? Is it because we put integral story elements in premium DLC? Is it because we keep trying to force microtransactions and multiplayer on you!?
a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i
1) didn’t flinch
2) caught the ball
3) threw it back at the guy
4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod
it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself
a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction
thanks, chad
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